RIDICULOUS! He has been trying to lie our government into this war for my entire lifetime. He testified how many times in front of our Congress? Do you remember? testified with the cartoon of a bomb at the UN. Yeah, cartoon. A bomb cartoon with the percentages of the enriched uranium. And like a Daffy Duck bomb. Not like the bomb that will blow you
Have you watched The Lord of The Rings, man? Yeah? If you remember, there's this little dude, Gollum, he's a fuckin' genius, man. Eats nothing but raw meat, fish; dude's got his paleo diet down to an art, man. Bear-crawls everywhere, always swimming, rock-climbing; dude's athletic as fuck. He should not look as scrawny as he does, he should be one
Back when I was a kid you didn't need Joe Rogan. Your best friend had a 27 year-old brother who was a fucking loser who would smoke pot in a room with blacklight posters and tell you that the Mayans invented cell phones.
I'm an alien, and I keep telling people I'm an alien, but they don't believe me. I believe you. Okay, thank you. I believe you. That's my suspicion all along. I'm just trying to get back to my whole planet. Session ID: 9992.
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